videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

(via seanlikesthings)

dickraisin:

"Barry…did you…shoot him in the crotch?”

(via hopethepope15)

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

(Source: noneuclidean, via thatssoravenne)

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create-crossing:

We’ve shared a lot of memories, haven’t we…

create-crossing:

We’ve shared a lot of memories, haven’t we…

(via animalcrossingcrazy)

tech-wire:

This is the first meme of 2014

(Source: techwiregaming, via turtlesnjunk)

(Source: freakinmi, via ughreallywtf)

markdoesstuff:

worth every second

(Source: videohall, via argella1300)

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pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

(Source: lookdifferentmtv, via now-thatimthinkingsober)

filthycannibal:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

i got an unsolicited phone call from a stranger once and he tried to ask me out and i said i was a lesbian and he said “that means you date guys too tho right” like

fuck men seriously

(Source: stileshelbig, via now-thatimthinkingsober)

I googled world funniest joke and this was it

mellarkbakers:

image

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unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

(via scarlettfiona)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian, via scarlettfiona)

So I got an idea

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

image

and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

(via dorkycrossing)